A comment by White House science adviser Michael Kratsios has gone viral after a speech in which he claimed U.S. technology can “manipulate time and space,” prompting online speculation.
Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, made the remark during a policy address at the Endless Frontiers Retreat in Austin, Texas on April 14.
“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity,” Kratsios said during prepared remarks published on the official White House website.
While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.
I’m just gonna quote my wife here when I talk about outlandish work stuff:
“Wow.” - dream_weasel’s wife
Growing up in USSR we had a saying: a comrad comes to you with a shovel, points to a patch of land and says: “you will dig from here and until supper”.
I bet White House, with it’s ties to Putin’s Russia, means something similar.
Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity
Ok, so your on drugs. It’s not a particularly unique technology tho.
The Time Machine we have at home https://youtu.be/L3LHAlcrTRA
I was expecting something along these lines
I, too, am a source of gravity.
Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives
Come with us now on a journey through time and space. To the world of the Might Bullshit.
Reminds me of this key and peele skit
did someone just explain to this guy the half a century old tech scanning tunneling microscope that uses quantum tunneling for imaging
Crap, they found the Democrat’s weather controlling space lasers.
It manipulates space by “moving everything around you until the space around you is not the USA, but El Salvador,” and it manipulates time by making it seem like no time has passed as the space moves, almost like you were put to sleep with a tranquilizer (but that’s definitely not what it was)
It manipulates time by sending the entire country back 100 years, and it manipulates space by making it seem like the middle of Europe
if true this explains soooo much.
Reminds me of the poster for the Terry Gilliam classic “Time Bandits.”
They could travel anywhere in time or space. They just couldn’t tie their own shoes."
white house discovers cannabis
Yea, its called creative accounting … or fraud.
