EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
Even without The Onion branding I knew it was fake. Roadkill Fucking Kennedy can’t go any louder than pathetic croaking.
Rfk jr. sounds like me trying to argue and yell at someone in a dream and my voice constantly cracks