But have you considered… snilk?

I give up on gaming and am leaving to become a mountain hermit.

Plot twist, the dragon accepts your challenge and destroys you with 800 years worth of yo mama jokes.

I hate that I can’t tell if this is satire or not.

Superpowers: I only punch down - fair flights are unfair.

Does anyone see a date printed on there? Because I sure don’t.

4¾-D chess.

Nah. Good luck with that though, dipshit.

I hate corpo bs speak. Makes me wish I was German or something.

Never forget that after he died they finally admitted to finding his secret CP room.

Does it protect them from Ice Storm? No? Good.

That explains why they voted for Trump and had a hit list of Democrat politicians and lawmakers.

Eh just go to the library and use theirs on the cheap.

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

More like Noe.

That kid is ready to join the Legion.

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

TIL that Georgia also has a DeKalb County. We’ve got one in IL.

You mean the Tyrant?