Right… My favorite “promise” so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn’t make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as “the car that might fly”.

lol right. tesla cars can’t even tell the difference between a painting on a wall and the actual road.

No it won’t. I’d never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.

That’s awesome. It’ll be next year before i get my tesla. Paying cash, in full, no lease. Leases are for scrubs.

I’ll be expecting it to pull up in my driveway.

kinda like elon would put a man on mars in 10 years back in 2011.

Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.

lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.

Bullshit.

FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?

More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.

Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.

It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.

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Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

I don’t want to be caught dead driving one of those fucking nazimobiles. I would not take one even if it were free.

I ain’t buying that piece of shit if it offers blowjobs.

‘this year’

Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.

LOL my Tesla? Nonono. The possibility of me ordering a Tesla would require so much leadership refactoring at Tesla, I’m confident this is no longer a possibility.

To put it more sussinctly:

Fuck off with this bullshit ad headline. I wouldn’t touch these swasticars if they jerked me off nightly