Earlier today, my own foot betrayed me by stopping a door from opening fully and causing me to walk right into it.
On the plus side, i didn’t drop my plate of food. The hand holding it was the cool to my foot’s weird.
Done 😎
I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Now where’s my damn towel?
I guess we complement each other. I’m deep on the weird part. That’s where I am. If we would tuvix together somehow, it would be perfection!
As I get older I realize im the trope adult character in fantasy stories that lost the ability to see magic like in their youth.
I’m the one who realized magic is like fairy tales, religion, or the easter bunny. It’s bullshit we made up. SORRY think I missed the point FRIG
