Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
He is the popest!
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
Through another executive order right?
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
