Previous move:
- BlueSky transferred ownership to Sopuli.
- Tumblr gave their King a skateboard.
- Discord’s Bishops are on a 1-week leave to elect a new pope.
- Reddit alphabetized their back rank.
Conduct a Comsat Station Scan at I8 to simultaneous scan for lurkers and also let mom know its ok that you’re missing dinner.
Turn our pawns into the mice from Chu-Chu rocket.
Throw down toxic spikes and return ownership to Bluesky
Change the logo to fediverse logo, give torches to zombies
Put a cannon on Kamchatka
Connect the right and left edge of the board making it a cylinder and then take a rock with our rock by moving backwards
I play the magic card, Pot of Greed. Pot of Greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck.
research iron working
Have the pawns revolt and institute a constitutional monarchy.
+4 and set the color to green
Construct mega chessatron.
Change our king into a tech CEO, time to embrace, extend extinguish.
I vote Ballmer.
Drop the International Space Station on Sonic
Alternatively:
Deploy Amy Rose to chase Sonic off the board with incessant fangirling marriage proposals.
Bishop F1 takes on H3. Zombies are sacrilege
Zombies are on our side.
Just In case no one is gonna comment, knight f3. Probably a dumb move, I’m not that good.
