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minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoOh shit thanks for the clarification. In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoJust fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoWhat, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
minus-squareRoundeyegweilo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoNope. It’s simply because I don’t want to. Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
minus-squaremybuttnolie@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days agoHe’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
No, I don’t think I will.
What, you’re scared that you won’t be a manly man if you don’t piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
Nope. It’s simply because I don’t want to.
Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won’t eat dog food?
He’ll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor