New testament, find all mentions of “Jesus”, replace with “Trump”. Bind in cheap tacky looking gold coloured covering, maybe a us flag sticker attached.
The patriot Bible, in the description go on a tirade with mispellings and caps about how some bibles are traitor bibles, how the world could end at any minute and they should get one of these for everyone in the family.
60 quid each, but if they buy 20 it’s only 800!
It’s only marginally more blasphemous than the Trump Bible, but I’d still find it funny of people bought it.
So what crazy crackpot shit can I come up with to sell through this site? Give me ideas.
Kinky cock rings that have no problems with them, such as an unexpected blood flow constricting flaw
New testament, find all mentions of “Jesus”, replace with “Trump”. Bind in cheap tacky looking gold coloured covering, maybe a us flag sticker attached. The patriot Bible, in the description go on a tirade with mispellings and caps about how some bibles are traitor bibles, how the world could end at any minute and they should get one of these for everyone in the family.
60 quid each, but if they buy 20 it’s only 800! It’s only marginally more blasphemous than the Trump Bible, but I’d still find it funny of people bought it.