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Oi! Save some quotation marks for the rest of us, will ya?
From the creators of “Download more RAM”.
Yeah, it will take away all of our jobs.
Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme
UK version: instead of waiting for hours in hospital with a hurty hand
The last three times myself or a family member have been to the emergency room in the US it’s taken hours to be seen. And we have enormous medical bills and insurance premiums on top of that.
we live in a society.
Lol, I’m from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!
So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…
That doesn’t look like anything to me
HI MONGO!
User name does not check out.
Guys… I think this might be a Velociraptor’s account.
Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows
weer… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.Nervous human-ish noises
Clever girl
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
Wait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!
Preposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
Yer a lizard Harry!
Yer a hairy lizard!
Tobias?
🤨
I was going to reference this scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but got distracted by the fact that the studio is selling hotdog finger gloves.
… huh. That’s weird.
ChatGPT knows when it’s being asked to identify a hotdog and doesn’t get paid for that business
Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted.
I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I’m torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms
Claude helped me walk me through finding & installing the 3D-Slicer software on my Linux workstation, and a crash course in how to use it to find various interesting bits of my internal anatomy, which was great fun for playing with the CT-scan data I came home with after abdominal surgery.
It was also pretty helpful at turning medicalese jargon - in the various medical test and report files I accumulated between admission in ER and discharge a few days later - into understandable English. Which was actually pretty cool and reduced my stress levels markedly (that and the opiate pump.)
Asking an AI to diagnose you from a photo is obviously idiotic. It doesn’t mean they’re useless though; it just means that evidently AI won’t cure stupid.
I think it probably would identify a break when you provide the x ray to it.
What I want to see is if you take a normal picture of a broken arm or hand or finger or whatever and ask it for an x ray, if it’s fake x-ray image it gives you will show a broken bone.
How about split the difference and give it a picture of a hand with a finger bent at an impossible angle and obviously broken? /s, of course
NO slash s needed. I just figure if it’s an image that’s already been on the net, the AI already has data on it.
Ooh, yeah when the models go full hallucination mode I reckon it’s possible!
I broke a finger a bit over a year ago and it ended up swolen and purple for about a day. It was a reddish pink and only slightly swollen the following couple of days
Not exactly programmer but… The stupidity of some people is impressive.
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn’t go back for a refill.
It’s just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot.
Tell me there’s a difference
(Excepting the existential realization that the stupider a person is, the more easily they’re used as a tool, of course, and keeping them in line and on track is often simpler than tech solutions.)
Nowadays it’s hard to be sure. Considering the average American’s education and who they voted for…twice… Why shan’t I believe weird “news” like this…
Poe’s Law in action.
Sadly yes…pretty much :)
I’ve talked to a real live Midwesterner that thought other countries didn’t exist (as far as I could tell)
Most people don’t know that. Until they probably reach Kindergarten :)
How would that even work? Did they think the US gov was making up the existence of other countries as some sort of conspiracy?
Sorry you had to endure that. 🤢
I’m guessing Ohio?
Wow I did the same 2 days ago and it’s incredible how my hand xray is identical (not similar) to the one of the guy who posted this!1!
Won’t post post mine for privacy reasons
Glad you found your bone brother
I hope this is satire 👀
Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.
It’s actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it’s 100% satire.
An instance of Poe’s law.
And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.
I always get that and Cunningham’s mixed up. But the good news is it always looks like an intentional use of Cunningham’s Law if I do.
I always assume the person with the Super Mario World cartoon series avatar is joking in any situation. It saves a lot of stress.
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
Scandinavians: 🫤
no you can’t. you’ll fail because you’ll see actual traces of your bones. That’s something completely different.
whoooosh Key here is the phrase “similar results”, meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.
whooooosh, I claim the sunlight is way less inaccurate compared to the clanker.
whoooooosh, I’m an airplane!
Lies. Aeroplanes go “neeyowm”.
From my experience a doctor isn’t any better.
Name checks out.
The name was a reference to the lettuce thing. I’ve had doctors ignore crucial details. I do have some medical training, just enough to help until someone better arrives. Last time I was a hospital, me needing a cpap machine was ignored and I had to tell the, what assumed, nurse in training how to set up my IV… after they fucked it up 4 times.
