- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
Growing increasingly frustrated by the protracted diplomatic talks, Donald Trump asserted Thursday that Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal.
“It’s time for Ukraine to come to the negotiating table and accept being attacked,” said Trump, who accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of acting as a barrier to peace by objecting to drone and missile strikes.
I thought this was for a real for a second.
As did I.
Could easy have been. Still has has a chance to become real.
It probably is real.
Based Onion calling trump on his bullshit before he can publicly declare it. Now if he does, he’d be mocked for bringing The Onion to life.
I have been reading The Onion for decades, and it’s bad when even I can’t tell the difference between legit stupid shit Trump says and made up stupid shit.
This isn’t really a stretch.