pauses massive bong rip

Wait what this doesn’t sound like reality

checks

Hmmm

      • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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        It’s just gonna be part of security audit theater. “Prove your organization is [x] compliant.”

        IT: you have to use windows so we can add your computer to intune

        Developer: no

        IT: Microsoft pls

        Microsoft: Ok it’s on Linux now, that’ll be another seat license for clamav wrapped in our logo or something

        IT: omg we’re so secure

        Auditing company: omg they’re so secure