The Onion has given up, they are now just reporting factual news.
It’s funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.
Stay away from religions.
Ooooo spicy onion
Not really, this headline would have been applicable to every pope for over a thousand years. Spicy? Nope. It’s old and played. Stop letting these religious jerks keep raping children.
stop letting these religious jerks keep raping children
Not sure why you’re laying that at my feet. The onion is also reminding us why we should not be all whimsical about this conclave, an unfortunate reality stemming from “Francis wasn’t as bad as previous ones” being treated as if the church was “good” under his leadership.
Comedy is a powerful tool for social commentary.
Ouch!