The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoPrices are out of controllemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPrices are out of controllemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 days agoStep 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoDress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoSooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoYou could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
minus-squareHeathcliff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoAt least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).