Straight Pride is MAGA in a hat.
Gonna be more gays there than at pride fest lol.
Going to be the most closeted event of the year!
So basically closeted pride? Because I guarantee they aren’t actually “hetero”.
As a straight guy I got to say I’m almost certain that party is going to be trash and way too many fights
As a straight guy, I wanna show up and set up a tent for straight people to try kinky shit. Like, “Pegging: not as gay as you thought!” Or “Try on this fur suit and hump your partner doggie style!”
Fisting. Gender reversal. Dominatrix. Male g-spot tutorials.
Everyone should know about the male G-spot. It’s like driving your nice car for 20 years, then lifting up a small storage compartment to realize your car has had a hidden NOS injection module this entire time. That’s additional performance hardware right there.
