Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. 😏
Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
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I’d upgrade my ass so that I didn’t need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
I would like a second of the same dong. undecided as to configuration (over-and-under vs. side-by-side)
Under/over of course.
You can be a one-man DP
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
Classic.
Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne
From now on you’re french
Merde!
And you can only pee in the champagne region of France.
Otherwise it’s only called sparkling piss.
All y’all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is that balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
that’s okay my homies can hook me up with a reload
Then you want to upgrade your prostate, not balls.
You’ll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.
Careful with that, you probably wouldn’t want to end up in a StuG III Ausf B situation
rubbing a monkey’s paw
Oh no! I didn’t realize I was asking for Nazi balls!
How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!
Skeletal structure.
This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.
Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she’s on top, fun for everyone
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
better brain
with that I can make more money and with that I can just buy new organs
Congrats. You now feel anxiety twice as intensely.
yeah but now I can buy 2x the anxiety meds because of all my money
being smart is overrated, and it actively makes anxiety worse because you can come up with pretty good rationalisations and then be anxious faster
I mean, he didn’t say smarter; he said a better brain. I would also love a better brain, which to me would not mean an increase in intelligence. On paper, I’m allegedly well into the gifted territory of he IQ scale, but my developmental and learning disabilities, especially my poor executive functioning, have led to me working fast food…
ayyy twice exceptional high five, how are the unfinished projects going? it’s a strange life to be both allegedly gifted and also have a learning disability, your whole life you get told how much potential you have, but you can only reliably pull off being kinda average
but i digress, yeah that’s a fair point. i guess i assumed when they said “better brain” they meant “better brain power”. i too would like a brain that can perhaps manage to do things when i want it to do things, instead of only doing things when they become emergencies
Brain twice as powerful but so riddled with benzos that it functions at half capacity.
but I still have more money than before
I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.
Sometimes I wonder if my brain was already donated.
