An actual conversation with my two year old:

Her: “Daddy, I have super powers!”

Me: “Really? What kind of super powers do you have?”

Her: “I can stop planes and save them.”

Me: “Oh, cool!”

Her: “You have super powers too!”

Me: “I do? What’s my super power?”

Her: Giggling “You’re old.”

Me: “Uh… My super power is that I’m old?”

Her: “Yes! You’re old. That’s your super power.”

Now I really want to have a chat with whoever is qualifying and delegating super powers because this seems very unfair.