You must log in or register to comment.
It was loud
Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
How about “is everyone ok”?
Good luck Jim
It’s my first day
It’s my first*
Ruh roh raggy
Not my problem
Brian did it
“I told you.”
Time to drink
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
“Pfff. Mondays, huh?”
Want a blowie?
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
K I quit