They’re getting very sneaky with getting that invite. Isn’t a welcome mat also enough to technically work?
I have to assume a welcome mat is not sufficient. It wouldn’t hold up if someone broke and entered who wasn’t a vampire, they’d be tresspassing
Let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on vampire law, and see who comes out the victor.
No, Victor’s from that other story.
I’ve heard a story - possible urban legend - about police using a welcome mat to justify entering someone’s home without a warrant
Your security is only as secure as the interpretation of a bloodsucking leech, but honestly I’d rather take my chances with the vampires
How many dogs do vampires kill annually? I rest my case.
If it’s a garfield welcome mat, then either the presence of a cat or you holding a bowl of lasagne at the door implies entry
Unless it’s monday
you’ll meet a lot of Appalachians whose doormats are not welcome mats for exactly this reason
I want to meet a lot of Appalachians!
Nearly got me with that invite
DO NOT LET THEM IN!
Alternative title to “let the right one in”.
Turns out I failed this test and would be dead. I just assumed I would then get to become a vampire but seeing the comments i realize I would be dry as a bone. :)
CHOMP
