“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”
slumps down.
“…that’s never happened to me before.”
“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”
“37.”
Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
Cool Beans
movie
Hot Rod
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it’s not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn’t.
“Hello there”
“Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind…”
“Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße”
“LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!”
“Ils sont fous, ces Romains!”
“The senate will decide your faith”
“Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner”
I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Pretty bird
“Dispatch war rocket ‘Ajax’ to bring back his body.”
That one also works with queen fans who have never seen the movie
How about them apples
- As you wish.
- If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
- I rock… And rule!.. All day long! Sweet Susie! / I’m bleeding, which makes me the victor!
- I aim to misbehave.
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Come with me if you want to live!
- They mostly come at night…Mostly…
- You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
- Whoever wrote this episode should die!
- Rebellions are built on hope.
Lol I could keep going all night if I don’t stop myself and I’ve work in the morning. XD
Lol I could keep going all night if I don’t stop myself and I’ve work in the morning. XD
C’mon man, “I can do this all day”. It was right there.
Thanks! Added. :D
BTW. . .
“On your left!”
I am not the messias!
