MeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down13
arrow-up1240arrow-down1imageMy asshole will never recover.lemmy.worldMeatPilot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·12 days agoThis is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 days agoDo you use your fingers or a fork?
minus-squareGrostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 days agoMounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment. Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoFinger is for fun, I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoThat’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
This is why I always check how spicy something is by first sticking some up my butt.
Do you use your fingers or a fork?
Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.
Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.
Finger is for fun,
I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.
That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.
as above, so below
As within, so without
Reminds me of the monkey joke