If the First Marathon Had Been Completed by a Running Bro

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If the First Marathon Had Been Completed by a Running Bro

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If the First Marathon Had Been Completed by a Running Bro

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ARISTIDES: Greetings, Pheidippides! But why are you covered in sweat? PHEIDIPPIDES: It is because I ran all the way here from Marathon. My friend, I bring im...

ARISTIDES: Greetings, Pheidippides! But why are you covered in sweat?
PHEIDIPPIDES: It is because I ran all the way here from Marathon. My friend, I bring im…

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