Good news: I am that kind of bisexual. The still is from an ESPN show called the Pat McAfee show, and they’re doing a segment on college football (which I call gridiron because football is a broad umbrella of sports and I like to specify which flavor I’m talking about, like soccer or rugby or gridiron because I follow multiple sports called football). In college football, because there are too many teams to have them all play each other, the best teams are determined by polls, which ask journalists to rank the best teams. The show is claiming their poll, which is just some dude named Tone, I gather, is “above average” – i.e. you’ll get a better sense of which college football teams are good or bad then from other polls. I am making fun of college football fans because they call their commentators “stooges,” which usually means they’re not very smart, and the crawl misspells the word “program.”