I don’t know if I’ve shared this halloween story before but I’ll tell it anyway. I was a teenager and my brother was an adult. I opened the door to handout some chocolate bars to some young teens when my brother came from behind me and in a weird growly voice said “you want the candy”. I quickly turned to see him with this ugly mask thing with hair and a fake knife in his hand. I let out an enormous loud “FUCK”. The kids loved it. I did not.

Anyway have a great time at the party or watching tv or whatever. I’m gonna have a special cupcake. ❤️

Boyo is apparently the sausage roll who will save the day.

Ooh is game night still on (and it’s tonight yea? I’m terrible with memory / dates 🙃)

Good night everyone, sweet and spooky dreams 😘

Thunder! Lightning! Very, very FRIGHTENING!

all the Hallowe’en candy has been obtained so kids better turn up 🙂

Had to take allergy meds at 6am and am still utterly miserable. Huzzah!!

Beep Beep 🚚
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The sky is about to cry.

Can’t sleep. But sometimes, ya just gotta get up the same time the next day, and just relax into the tiredness, get a good night sleep the next night.

Is what I tell myself.

Nap time

I have seen heaps of kids out already trick or treating along Burke 🥰🎃

Just went out for brunch in the city. My knife slipped while cutting into it, and an entire runny-yolked, hollandaise covered poached egg plonked off my plate onto my lap 🙃