Can we cover trump in gold? Like in molten gold, inside out?
Anyone ever saw that one episode of Game of Thrones? Give the “king” his “crown”. IYKYK.
“A crown for a King.”
I know this is not easy to fake, but holy cow did they even try? This is Hobbit levels of bad or even worse.
Or the roman general captured by the parthianans.
There’s lots of stories about pouring molten gold down people’s throats. We should do that.
Isn’t that brown thing he smears on his face something gold-related?
shit?
Game of Thrones style, please.
Don’t threaten him with a good time.
It’s time.
Coming!
This can’t be right.
$5M is way too low to cover statues in gold.
Unless he’s paying Jarod $5M to pay a guy on Craiglist $75 to spray paint three statues gold. That might check out. Otherwise no way.
Aww he went to Jared
Gold leaf
So there’s just the same corrupt pedophile in the news every day?
Look at that horse. Big horse, strong horse, muscular ass, hung like a horse. Literal stallion
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing…
Tastes just like raisins
Trump loves to give it a lick
People say its the best horse they’ve ever seen
I miss when the Republicans were at least trying to pretend to be fiscally responsible.
I don’t. This way is at least a lot easier to convince idiots not to vote GOP
…it did? Because I thought they had clearly illustrated they’ll vote for a known pedophile if it means hurting minorities
I’m meaning more of the “we’ve always voted GOP around here” lot. The ones who want similar things to everyone else but have different ways about doing it, not the cultist, MAGA, “I want to birth Elon’s kids and sniff Trump’s diaper” ones. They are irredeemable.
This way is at least a lot easier to convince idiots not to vote GOP
That seems to be impossible.
Petty ego projects, evil war of choice, and caring for the American people: pick two.
I wonder if Melania would give him sex twice daily, he’d be satisfied & quiet & harmless? I wonder if his fuckwit personality which repels everyone including his own wife, is to blame for his self-sabotaging incel-fueled tyranny?
Do you think he would want to fuck such an old hag, based on his preference?
I think it’s more likely she doesn’t want to fuck him. But if he could still get away with it, his sexual proclivities lean toward revolving doors of trafficked young women, which Melania used to be a part of.
At some point in the future we’re going to find out there was child trafficking through the white house itself during his occupancy of it.
What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Bunker is for?
No she didn’t…don’t you remember the unprompted random press conference that she held disavowing herself oh those Epstein shenanigans? Totally exonerated…
(Just in case I didn’t lay it on thick enough /s)
So earlier he said the stuff in the oval office was real gold because there is no such thing as gold paint. I was told by a family member these statues (or something) were actually running when it rained. That would explain it. But I have not verified this info.
There’s gold leaf. I don’t think it handles rain well
You could be right. It goes down with a kind of glue.
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No no no see, that was a golden calf! This is clearly a golden pegasus.
It’s different bro, trust me /s
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Is that the abomination of desolation, or was it the golden bust of trump they had too?
Hey don’t you dare drag us pagans down to their level
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What a monster.
While he transitions into Oswald Cobblepot.
food for kids? how about food for adults?
The president of the common men ladies and gentlemen!
It’s like building the palace at Versailles while the peasants starve…
