• Majorllama@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    … You want me to nuke first? Or were you saying me first to the battle Royale thing? Because I think you need more than one person for it to be a battle Royale. I was thinking we group people into random groups of like 10 people each. Then they fight to the death. The survivor gets to live.

    We would need to split the genders so we don’t end up with a planet of exclusively jacked dudes. After than we drop from from 8 billion people to 800 million. Now everyone has for sure got a house. We got plenty of food for everyone. Everyone definitely gonna need a job.

    Guys I think I just fixed everything.

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          6 days ago

          What, its only okay if other people die first? Whenever some advocates for “thinning the herd”, they should always start with themselves :)

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            6 days ago

            I never said I wouldn’t participate in the battle Royale. I’m a big advocate for practicing what you preach.

            I either get to live in my new paradise or I’m dead and it’s no longer my problem. Win win.

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              6 days ago

              Nono, i am adressing the reason for the battle royale. People who are obsessed with overpopulation should really start with themselves :)