Musk. 🤢
Yes, it’s a shit thought, but we all know it’s true. 😭🤕🤦🏼♂️
Steve Buscemi
Eddie Murphy playing every character except Danny Ocean. But at the end, it’s revealed he was also Danny Ocean.
Olivia Wilde reprises her role as Quorra from Tron: Legacy working as an elite hacker. She’s the only person in the world that can literally hack into the mainframe.
Cue Daft Punk’s Derezzed.
Jack Black, playing a witty loser that doesn’t even understand why they picked him for the team (but I guess I already said Jack Black). The inevitable failure, followed by him leaving the team, the depression montage and then the eventual comeuppance where he rescues everyone set to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.
Chris Pratt, duh
Probably Nicholas Hoult, I swear he’s in everything these days
You, the viewer
Daniel Radcliffe, but he’s playing Elijah Wood. Or vice versa. Either way works 😀
Both. Playing each other.
Kieran Culkin? Good actor and capable of good comedy
Kevin Hart.
Vin Diesel. He’s the driver obviously. Over the next movies he brings in his crew one by one until the furious and oceans franchise are one entity
And everyone is family.