Does the more muscular A-hole/B-hole “win”? What does that even mean for the situation?
The 4 respective cheeks are entirely spread so they form a contiguous vacuum seal, cheek ro cheek/hole2hole so to speek
Glaborous means they are hairless so no bullshit muffling


The fart waves phase and cancel eachother out, like no one farted at all
If you fart in the forest and nobody hears it, did it really make a sound?
It makes a smell.
Like roses, and petroleum jelly?
What is the sound of one asscheeks clapping?
Schroedinger’s fart