Wouldt his contractor for building this be vicariously liable for any+all deaths resulting from this?

Sorry to get all legalon y’alls asses 😮‍💨

My god, thats horrifying. What was the biggest found object?

If you overheard someone discussing mitigating you, would that concern you or would you disregard it cuz colloquial so its cool

Yes! Ive actually used that one a lot but i was unable to access that memory at the time of post

I’ve been obliterating annihilstion since 'Nam 💅

aFX heH

Thats not a synonym 😂 We aint talkin’ 'bout no dinosaurs, ya hear?

Eradication was the one I was reaching for.

I love Dennis’ line from Sunny (when seeing grey hairs):

so I’ll eradicate those

Then he "dyes@ his hair black with printer ink a l a Superman

Exactly

I want you to read back that line about minimizing the impact and make the association between how human threats are mitigated in destruction&mafia parlance

The dildo one have to be next-level denial. Like, u caught bro, its natural part of being male, dont worry fam u good"

Just make sure it has a flare wider than your hole so it doesnt get u all jammed up

How many asshole swallowers do you deal with monthly btw if thats safe to share ☕️🫖💅

K fr tho, what do you actually say, like just generally?

Like, do you let them know u aint buying their bullshit or do you GoodCop it?

Im a lookbackwr 🗿

This is such a delightful anecode, did you stick with photography long term?

Do they “hurt” more?

I always SAY the same thing but I never retain them somehow

Balls are the male equivalent, surprisingly deadly quick sitting down hazard ya

This canNOT be real 🥴

C’mon, lets just concede you were merely having a fun+quiet self-loveing night inb4 you learned the meaning of “flared objects only”

🤣 I cant. Even…

No i think i mean like if you sit on it wrong and it accidentally stretches too much/too flat andor the surface is too grippy while your hole is not lubed up or something

Outliners are king. A native Workflowy, or dare I say it, DynaList replacement is on my bucket list

That doesnt sound right but I dont know enough about buttholes to dispute it 🤔

But i think theres a difference between whatever it is the butthole is doing when its just normal/you’re not tensing or clenching it and when you actually actively clench it. Its not normally clenched as a relaxed state its just naturally contracted or something

From afar it looked like he was showing his teeth

Buton closer inspection, it seems like its his tongue