The elderly are more likely to be republicans.

That’d be too likely to lead to votes that help people.

Half of Congress wouldn’t get to vote. They are so old. Do you think they can handle themselves without a caretaker?

This is way too real. Vance was already suggesting parents should get extra votes for their underage children; they don’t need any extra ideas.

I ate the onion on this one lol

Would believe if this was a real news article.