Police say that the man had been intoxicated and began arguing with patrons inside the establishment, and that the dispute then spilled into the street. At some point in the melee, the aggressor’s pants fell down and his penis apparently became stuck to the ice. Somehow, though details were not specified, emergency personnel managed to detach him, relatively uninjured. He was subsequently arrested but not charged with a crime.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    This is the risk you take when you go for the emergency tactic.

    Make sure you have good traction before doin’ the ol’ “Won’t fight a man with his penis out”.