- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


Laws protect the innocent
you are innocent until proven guilty
life gets better
people aren’t that stupid
you can do more as an adult
adulting is fun