Altar boys must’ve thought that God works in mysterious ways

Why did the priest cross the road?

What exactly is God trying to tell us here?

It’s a sign!

I’d be investigating that priest, because Gawd obviously wasn’t pleased with him about something.

Imagine the painting they’d made of him if he became beatified

a cross-worshipping person , gets crossed/crucified by a cross. its like the news where a black bear(drop bear) dropped on a hunter killing him.

With events like this I could become converted again