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minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoYOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 days agoMe: [unintelligible] Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon] Me: AH! MIKE! Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS? Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.
YOU ARE BEING TRANSMITTED LIVE ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION. NAME ALL THE ATHLETES THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED FOR THE LIVE AUDIENCE. QUICK FIRE GO!
Me: [unintelligible]
Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]
Me: AH! MIKE!
Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS?
Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.