fuck me, my first thought was “probably a purple” - but I’m also partially colorblind 0.o

With enough determination, hell yeah. Chase your dreams SSUPII!

All my podophiliacs out there gonna need to change after seeing this post

They can pry them from my cold, dead fingers

Incorrect. That’s a cat.

You caught me, I’m playing silly buggers

This was dismissed as false when it was discovered the only pig used in blind testing was OP’s mom

aw, so happy to see you’re as horny as ever <3

it was originally this, from a coloring book website:

I just put a buncha spookies on it

Spooky turkey agrees

last time this happened, i distracted the agent by sucking him off while watching spongebob. gotta evolve to survive

Can the rest of us have a turn when you’re done playing with it?

enjoy your ween!

it’s always important to treasure other’s anuses as well <3

Imagine the chussy on that thing

Hey Narrator, you go vote! <3

ah hell ya, sweet portrait. she kinda looks like an old coworker of mine

Ugh I wish someone would double wax wrap me

I think the trouble with plasma TVs is that you eventually have to replace the plasma, and I don’t even know where to start shopping for that.