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…fuckin hate quebec…

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The French have nukes… Finland doesnt.

Imagine being so poisonous that buying a chinese electric car seems like supporting the lesser evil.

Very thin machine oil… wait till they hit the wipers.

I’m not horrified, I’m exhausted of it. I’m 40, its been going on my entire life. I’m sorry but its not a hot button issue for me. Theres always a war somewhere, some tribal dispute, some ethnic cleansing… and nothing ever changes. Eventually someone wins and theres peace for a while, even if the cunts are in charge.

It does look that way, I missed that the first time.

Meh, once you figure out your timing you can do a pretty passable batch of frozen fries in the oven.

Try it on a smoker.

Malicious compliance story.

Friend of mine was paying child support for his kids, his ex wife was claiming no income as she had to look after the kids which he knew was bullshit and she was working in the new boyfriends restaraunt but claimed that she was just "helping out when she could. That stopped for a year when her and her new boyfriend wanted to buy a house, so he gave her a very nicely paid job working at his restaraunt as a “manager”. They found and bought a house and immediately she was “fired” and went back to seeking child support.

So he sued to have the child support lowered as she can clearly work when it suits her goals and she fought it kicking and fucking screaming, tried taking away his access to the kids and generally making his life hell. So he went to the tax office with a hot tip “I’m willing to bet that between (insert dates here) this restaraunt somehow took in exactly (insert what ex-wife made + taxes) more than they normally do per year. Id be willing to bet it was their best year ever and I guarantee you will find some very cooked books”

Turns out its really easy to get custody when your ex-wife is being charged with fraud and tax evasion.

“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”

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