I think it’s a joke hinging on the contrast between the cute picture and the apocalyptic message.

I think it was intentionally left out to show it was said in one breath. You should read it like a fire and brimstone preacher is reading it I think.

don’t want employees to leave my company

step 1: pretend to be recruiter for other company and message own employees

Step 2: force any employee expressing intent to leave company to leave company

Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

Well that comtradicts my worldview so I am going to block you I think

Idk, but I am left handed and very bad at mental arithmetic, so based on that anecdotal evidence it checks out I think