But is Muslim memory haRAM or not?

I countercast annoying nose whistle.

That’s a job? Just send emails all day?

First 30 something years of my life I’ve been convinced there’d be something very wrong with me because I never knew what I wanted like my peers, untill I finally realized I didn’t know what to want because I fucking already had everything I needed.

Just hexbear things.

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Cats will lie there like they just got yeeted by a record breaking tornado yet still look comfy.

It was a better time.

Not Pockets

Oh no not the datacenters.

Yorkshiiiiiire!!1

crushes beer can on forehead

Because English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language.

Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

I exhaled audibly.

Does anyone else smell pancakes?

Buddha did say you could put whatever you want on your pizza, even if he himself didn’t like it, which is pretty fucking based as far as religions go.

Fucking tankies I swear to god

I never thought I had buried traumatic memories but I guess if I did they wouldn’t be called buried.

Anyway, time to drink myself to sleep.

My parents thought it was a good idea to let me (9) and my 12 year old brother watch Poltergeist while they were out at some social event.

That movie damaged me. I love it now though.

Awesome thanks