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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 days ago

Anon plays DnD

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Anon plays DnD

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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 days ago
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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Anon plays DnD

    Cool, a meme I can send to my friend who started playing DnD this year!

    “… it’s like snakes are in my asshole trying to rip it apart!”

    … I can’t allow another human’s eyeballs to read this

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      18 days ago

      Seems looks a fairly plausible D&D scenario, tbh.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Skill issue. I eat entire boxes of those brownies and never have problems except type 2 diabetes.

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.worldOP
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      18 days ago

      Feet are overrated anyway.

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    Enlighten an European: are they raw brownies and you’re supposed to bake these before consumption or were they simply spoiled?

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      They’re cooked. They’re just sugary and gross.

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        They’re sugary and gross and delicious! I get them twice a year when I go on a trip with my other buddy that likes them.

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    Fake : Salmonella poisoning probably takes longer to take hold
    Gay : Anon’s friend pooped outside and he watched

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      I assumed it was because he used whatever artificial sweetener is in those sugar free haribo gummy bears.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Maltitol.

        Also you can still get that sweetener on its own. Just imagine making a bunch of jello shots with it and leaving them at a frat party

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          Holy fucking shit. I need to have read this comment 20 years ago.

  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This implies he either burned 25 pounds (assuming 5 pounds of water weight) in a single night or he had 25 pounds of crap in his digestive track, so I’m inclined to believe that anon is full of shit.

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18 days ago

      Was full of shit

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