Before I noticed the source, I just thought, “Badass!” Then I had the same question as you.

Not great for long-term use in cases of chronic pain though.

If they assumed it was something else, you’d think they’d have tried to figure out what. Sounds like this dentist decided it wasn’t possible so OP must just be lying and wrote her off.

There was literally an executive order on it yesterday. Link

TL;DR: he’s ordered Denali to be renamed back to Mount McKinley and Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

Sadly not The Onion.