SeductiveTortoise

I still like that MX-5 though.

Yeah well. That might be the price of lowering. Cool ride though.

Oh and fuck SUVs 😑

Never had that issue with my normal cars (like Golf class). What kind of Tarnmobil are you driving?

Thanks 💖

I was only partly joking. I loved Norway, and I loved being there and hygge and everything. If I ever leave Germany, I’ll head north.

Hmmm, fruit

You’ll manage 💕

I’ve never tried it, but apparently growing beans is pretty easy. It’s the getting three seeds out of the pod that takes effort.

The legacy code I’m managing is a clusterfuck of the highest order. Even Sonnet struggles to analyze it sometimes 😑

I’m happy this is only a small part of my job, but oh my…

I’m pretty sure it was written by a puddle of semi sentient goo, after ingesting half of the original scripts and a third of the Nickelodeon archive.

Excreted. Not written, sorry. I meant excreted.

Why even bother at all? What can you do with those tokens? Ask for the weather twice?

That’s it, I’m learning Norwegian!

Do you think they’d need some software architect who loves solitude and nature?

I think they were baked before industrial processing? Dunno. I’ve seen some old dude in Texas (he was in Texas, I was in front of my TV) baking beans in a dutch oven with bacon and onions and whatever and I drooled all over myself.

Yeah, we are very strict regarding max light output, but depending on what we measure, it’s Candela or Lumen. And bright beams (> 2000 Lumen) need to automatically limit how far they reach to not blind people when driving over a hill for example, etc. Without all of that, it would be carnage.

I have them as well and a lot of others around me and they’re awesome!

As long as they’re regulated properly. I’m in Germany and we love regulating stuff!

Gut, aber, also… aber dann bleibe ich bei meinem Glas Snack-Mayo!

They still drive around and water them manually, but the bags prevents the water from just evaporating. I think it’s like a remote drip watering.

Hey, da ist viel Wasser drin. Genug Wasser zu trinken ist sehr wichtig.

My city added those watering sacks to a lot of trees, mainly the younger ones. The dry period was brutal for German summers and the trees planted here aren’t up to those conditions.

Ja, aber ihr müsst doch auch an das viele Eiweiß aus der gesunden Milch denken. So viel Eiweiß! Richtige Sportlernahrung ist das!

Come with me, President Poopy Buttcrack. We’ll get you a new diapie.