Never being able to figure out the combat style despite spending literal days training with the knight with wooden swords.

I came up with a super secret way of avoiding these situations by just avoiding women in public entirely.

No.

No one should want to be me.

If someone wanted to be me I’d feel nothing but pity and shame.

Ah yes cause the fascist was gonna stop the genocide.

https://youtu.be/-VfYjPzj1Xw

It’s undeniable.

Watching the news networks owned by our new oligarchs do everything they can to not acknowledge that they’re Nazis is gold medal Olympics propaganda.

It’d be astounding if it wasn’t so fuckin sad.

Oh it wasn’t for nothing I’m just not really sure what is was for anymore.

I’m sure I had a good reason though.

It’s not that he can’t recreate it, it’s that my coworkers can’t.

My chef yells at me because I do this all the time.

Though he’s mainly mad because I didn’t measure a single fuckin thing and can’t recreate it

*unless you’re poor

There are only 2 gas stations in my town that don’t have these obnoxious ass pumps and both of them are on the other side of town where I’m most likely to get stabbed by a used heroin needle for my shoes.

So yeah I’d say I’m being damn near forced.

One of my most upvoted comments in lemmy is me saying I should be allowed to smash those screens if they play ads.

Your function is to pump my fucking gas if you do anything more than that fuck off