Gotta dry them off somewhere.

Waffles that let themselves go.

I’ll take the plutonium mass and a flathead screwdriver please, it’ll be safer.

The only time Musk should get briefed is if that’s a euphemism for a wedgie.

Good news is that if dial-up tinnitus is real, my other comment was only plausible by lucky coincidence. Got a little of the standard variety like what you’re talking about (just enough to make me care about good PPE moving forward) and thought it’d be an interesting consequence of tech exposure for old geeks.

No shit.

Let’s hope this isn’t a working version of that thing where you throw bird entrails at the ground to tell the future or something.

My tinnitus can negotiate a V.92 handshake.

But then they’ll ask you how a ship like that broke through the armored ceiling which leads to all sorts of awkward questions about the before-times when we lived on the surface.

Musk isn’t a dictator, he’s just a dick.

Kinda, that was part of the problem: they stopped giving a damn.

Fecal contamination is a fact of life or, put succinctly, shit happens.

New manufacturing hack unlocked: Install 240v outlets at workstations and fire half of the workforce. Golden parachute and douchey, hand-wavey TED Talk, please!

The dog did say he can’t tell time.

C diff.

Smash them up and dump the crumbs into a glass. Now it’s a drink and no longer subject to the tyrannical nutritional guidelines of the medical establishment, leaving you free to consume it as you please.

I have an idea for what we could feed those dogs.

Maybe there are (at least) 9 of these code-named agents who are assigned an identity for the duration of their employment.

Kinda want her to get the role now just so these assholes don’t see Depp or somebody else in the new movie and think that they had a hand in saving Hollywood from the evil forces of woke. Satisfaction is not permitted.

OP was asking for things that would be different.