This is kinda the premise to a book I’m reading called Head of the class by Tao Wong and Jason Willis.

If I were establishing a new country and that was a native animal, that bad motherfucker is going on my flag.

Which is why we punch Nazis.

They can’t list every specific thing. There is no way to account for each possibility. As long as there are people determined to break the rules, the rules will have to be left vague enough to account for general assholery.

You people make some good points.

Bethesda games aren’t gonna run themselves

Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

The fuck is a meet-cute?

Sunshine.