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Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.

Yes, it’s from Waterworld.

ASHWGA

You can just stab that bad boy right into your stomach and instantly stop being hungry. You’ll also die shortly after, but you’ll’ve also killed your hunger.

Okay, Ordi, time to cut this childish shit out and be a fucking adult for once in your goddamn life.

Severance, Silo, The Night Agent, Dexter, The Recruit mainly

Can definitely vouch for Severance and Silo, big fan.

My guy there desperately hoping we’ve all forgotten about the existence of the word “shaken”

Death before baryonic matter

Bah. I wish I could’ve been antimatter some time around the Planck era, fighting out out with that dastardly normal matter for universal dominance.

Holy fuck, Germany, get your shit together! This is fucking unreal.

“And so you see, children, it is certainly acceptable for both of the words “Nazi” and “mercy” to be used in the same breath: where it provides no benefit whatsoever to the Nazi, and only heralds their imminent and extremely unpleasant demise.”

Sure, that’s also another way to do it, why not.

lol I just skip all that shit and go right to the “fuck off” part, way easier lol

tf I asked for a tooth brush, not a toothed bristle brush cmon

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

Will this work~probably not~

[Oktoberfest has entered the chat]

Yes.

SK speedrunnning the upcoming US presidency before it even technically begins