Oh god why would you use face authentication for anything. It’s not even faster than a password really and it’s just more data points of biometric scan data that are probably now being sold somewhere. Besides the fact that it’s worse than front cameras or mirrors.

Number 3 is perfectly reasonable and healthy. If it’s not interfering with their education or progress, time off is a good thing now and then. And especially in a household where both parents work full-time that time together was likely way more valuable for the kids development than whatever he would’ve gotten from one day of classes.

I mean most people don’t usually get their water straight from a fish tank. Also don’t fish just jizz all over a pile of eggs anyway? Not that that’s necessarily better but it’s not what most people think of as fucking.

This post has a content warning as well but my comment has some pretty sexual content so I’m spoilering it.

So I have a similar kind of envy for the type of pleasure it seems women get out of sex. The thing that has recently been working for me has been nipple play/stimulation.  My nipples were never super sensitive, but I started doing suctioning on them just with some homemade 10cc syringes with the ends cut off.  This causes the nipples to get very puffy and engorged and much more similar to the size and presumably the sensitivity of female nipples.  I've found that after doing this, with just gentle stimulation I can get waves of pleasure radiating through my body with the lightest touch.  Lightly brushing/circling the nipples with my fingertips has even brought me remarkably close to orgasm.  I think I could actually orgasm from it with enough patience and the right mindset, but I usually end up getting too worked up and going back to the usual method, but combined with one hand still playing with my nipples the orgasm is incredibly intense and much more drawn out, very similar to what it seems women experience.  Sometimes I even visualize and imagine as my fingertips are circling the way women play with their clits. It's only been a few weeks but holy fuck the orgasms are unbelievable, and it makes me feel incredibly sexy when my nipples are all puffy and sensitive. Using the suction occasionally (once or twice a week) has also made them much more sensitive just in general though as well, which is pretty great. I haven't experimented with any of this with any partners yet, it's been a solo journey so far, but I thought I'd share because it's honestly been mindblowing. 

Edit* I don’t know why but the spoiler tag isn’t working unless I do it like this and I’m too tired to figure it out right now

He’s not a vegetable because he’s in a wheelchair, he’s a vegetable because he’s brain-dead. At least that’s my charitable read on it.

Only trans women(and men and non binary individuals but they aren’t ‘women’) have a prostate (P-spot). So your headline kinda shows you didn’t read the article, or, more likely since I recognize this account and your posting pattern, you’re just a bot.

I mean if you just go to sleep before it kicks in that’s pretty much backing out. You might have some weird dreams or a trippy walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. But if you really regret it and want to just skip the fun, just go lay down in the dark and close your eyes. Maybe put some quiet chill music on if that helps you sleep.

That’s all left behind by the adventurers trying to steal the gold. But the vast majority of the hoard is always gold.

The only reason to specifically choose a ps5 if you already have a PC or are going to get one anyway, is for the exclusive games. If a game is on PC and PS5 what possible reason would there be to choose to play it on a device that’s more restricted, more locked down, not upgradable, and is collecting all your data and constantly trying to lock you into a subscription and sell you things? That’s why exclusives are relevant. Nobody wants to use the PS5. They do it because in some situations it’s the only choice. But with the PS5 that justification never even really materialized.

The second one is not even remotely frog-related though?

It hurts others when it’s successful as well. Arguably way more.

It’s just a thing this user does. At one point they said it was to try to poison AI data but that doesn’t make any sense and would be trivial to get around. I think they just like being annoying and ‘unique’.

Yeah there were a huge amount of cheat codes and a whole culture around finding and abusing glitches and stuff back in the day. Not sure what OP experienced but it’s not what I remember. If anything I think people are more intense now about ‘playing the game as intended’. Which, personally, I get. I, myself, want to play through the whole game at least once without cheating. But if it’s just to screw around and not to skip something, or if it’s a part I’ve gotten through before but I just want to skip ahead, then yeah I’ll fuck around with some cheats.

The :D drive on the other hand is just ecstatic.

I don’t personally, but I have definitely met some champions in my time, and I wouldn’t mind meeting up with some of them again. Personally I don’t care how you label it, a great blowjob is a great blowjob. I’m just saying how most people would view it. Especially the Romans.

It’s absolutely not mostly alive. I’m getting contradictory numbers, some say up to 55%, whereas encyclopedia Britannica says 30% of your feces by weight, and a huge proportion of those are dead. But regardless, your intestinal flora that lives on and feasts on your poop, and some of which gets excreted with your poop, is not the poop itself. I was mostly just making a joke, but your poop itself should not be alive. That’s like saying the planet earth is alive because it has trillions of living organisms on it.

I mean, you didn’t even say what the content was. There’s a lot of words that this response would be totally reasonable for. Nobody wants to go back to the days of the n-word being spammed everywhere, that wouldn’t fly even here on Lemmy. That said, Reddit sucks for a number of reasons.

We had a house like that in our street but it was all laptop-sized ram sticks. Nobody gives out the full-size ones anymore :(.

I’m sure you’re right, but I could see something like this happening by accident in my childhood home. Bouillon cubes get left on the counter/in an unorganized cupboard. Dad (or mom) who doesn’t immediately recognize them is doing cleaning/organizing and tosses them in the candy drawer/cupboard. Halloween comes and candy runs out, grabs some extra leftover candy from the drawer without closely analyzing what it all is.

Do you think the same about teaching girls self defence? Genuinely curious. Ive gleaned from the context that these are 4 year olds so the whole conversation is a little dumb, but if it was a 7 year old girl getting hit by a boy would teaching her to hit back be wrong? What if it was a girl being bullied by a girl? Violence should be a last resort in conflict resolution but there definitely is a time for the application of violence in defense of yours or others safety.