Aurora borealis: sponsored by Netflix

Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

It was always a hypothesis that filled in a math equation but has no proof.

Has almost probably worn a woman as a skin suit.

If it’s like captcha, the same thing as when you answer right… Start all over.

Another one of my favorites: when people read between lines that aren’t there.

I said what I said, not what you heard.

Now we’re arguing about what I said even though it was 5 seconds ago.