Mayor Poopington

Those madlads really put cope cages on oil tanks

They will weaponize the IRS against poor people and ignore the people committing big time tax fraud. Do with that information what you will.

How dare you say that about Patton Oswalt. That man is a national treasure.

My penis (trigger) is in front of my balls (magazine)

Guess I’m a bullpup

Pretty sure I fart stronger than that

Had an apartment with a washer that could wake up the dead. And of course, no alarm setting. Turns out, it was pretty easy to open the front plate and rip out the buzzer.

A lot more water

You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema’d