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In soup.
Chicago Deep Dish lmao gottem
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we’re out.
maybe showing him this would help?
This is exactly what I think whenever I see him doing it
What. The. Fuck.
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
Turn it into a curry.
Tikka marsala pizza sounds pretty damn good
Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.
That was pizza hut’s ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I’m happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
sucking like a Dyson
What, immediately block up, stop working then lots of bits just randomly break off you?
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
Close second would be chopsticks.
My brother eats pizza with chopsticks
(For context: my family was all born in China)
How does that even work?
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
