What’s weird is they offer preorder bonuses, but no preorders available 2 days before launch.

I mean I think preordering is dumb anyway, but this is even dumber.

That “trying” is doing the heavy lifting in that sentence.

What the hell do the Dutch have to do with Greenland?

What do the bleachers in the background say about the dad?

If you never leave the bathtub, then you become a soup. Once you leave the tub, what’s left is a broth.

There’s more water in it than there is America.

Nirvana plays on classic rock radio now, along with Radiohead and Metallica.

Somebody stop them!